winchesters-broke-the-tardis:

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

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WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

YOU FUCKING BASTARD WHY

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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